toilet roll internet

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157194842011-06-08T07:16:21.440+01:00toilet roll internetAmusing news, humorous observations. You know the drill.::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comBlogger271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1140207105806244152006-02-17T20:10:00.000Z2006-02-17T20:11:45.826ZWe've run out of toilet roll

I think it's fair to assume that this site is not going to be updated again. That's because it's dead. Dead as a can of spam. And it's all thanks to you.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1135915953516924042005-12-30T04:11:00.000Z2005-12-30T04:12:33.530ZSHAMELESS self-promotion...

Hob launches his first PodCast...

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1132246696326399172005-11-17T16:51:00.000Z2005-11-17T16:58:16.360ZSex with your iPod

(careful at work)Apple? Reported by me? Never. No, this product was developed by Love Labs. And better still, you don't *need* an iPod to use it.Buy yours here today.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1131671045101004442005-11-11T00:58:00.000Z2005-11-11T01:04:05.103ZStapler porn

For those of us fortunate to know what staplers are, extreme stapler penetration (amongst other stapler sex acts) can be witnessed here.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1131670506400511402005-11-11T00:49:00.000Z2005-11-11T00:55:06.413ZUrgent announcement

Despite the content of the previous two posts, not all of us here at toilet roll internet like Apple systems.Thought I'd best clear that one up.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1131425047151113442005-11-08T04:36:00.000Z2005-11-08T04:44:07.166ZApple in shoe ad copying shocker!!

Details here... with examples!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1130903501087624332005-11-02T03:41:00.000Z2005-11-02T03:51:41.100ZTop Ten Podcast...

Podcasts. You either love 'em or you hate 'em... I listen to Podcasts through Apple's lovely iTunes, which has a huge directory of podcasts you can subscribe to (Lookout for the new HobCast coming soon). The Daily Source Code is the podcast by the man who's pioneering podcasting, Adam Curry. On today's DSC, there was a link to a podcast you all may find Toilet Rollable.... Top of the Pods!Hob

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1130413607052025622005-10-27T12:42:00.000+01:002005-10-27T12:48:45.943+01:00He looks like a horse

Roger Lloyd-Pack will play a villain in the new series of Doctor Who. That's sure to be good, eh?Update: I should've given a link, really. So: Go.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1129852793812245702005-10-21T00:55:00.000+01:002005-10-21T00:59:53.816+01:00Never rub another man's rhubarb

Experience life as a modern day genie here.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1129667173712619592005-10-18T21:25:00.000+01:002005-10-18T21:26:13.720+01:00Jenga

Massive erections here.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1129245854469649962005-10-14T00:20:00.000+01:002005-10-14T00:24:14.476+01:0016 children

A woman who has just given birth to her 16th child is ready for number 17. The husband now has to be lowered down on a winch.Read the full story here.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128949587098731692005-10-10T14:05:00.000+01:002005-10-10T14:06:27.103+01:00

Damnit! I saw that BBC article first but I didn't want to turn into some kind of BBC News regurgitator... I'll find something excitinger!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128795898338652572005-10-08T19:23:00.000+01:002005-10-08T19:24:58.346+01:00Bra saves life

Thanks to Tate Bratton for this link.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128720287786160152005-10-07T22:23:00.000+01:002005-10-07T22:24:47.786+01:00CCTV footage

From an elevator.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128719650948832562005-10-07T22:10:00.000+01:002005-10-07T22:14:10.956+01:00Making something better

A car that's friendly for dogs.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128391915156653512005-10-04T03:11:00.000+01:002005-10-04T03:11:55.163+01:00

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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128375236801475642005-10-03T22:32:00.000+01:002005-10-03T22:33:56.810+01:00Adult Tetris

(careful at work)1.8mb direct download here.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128374185391543552005-10-03T22:15:00.000+01:002005-10-03T22:18:46.636+01:00Make your own sofa...

...out of grass. (Attractive lady not included.)

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128284024090717512005-10-02T21:09:00.000+01:002005-10-02T21:13:44.096+01:00I bet you thought your family was weird

(careful at work)Non-hairy version included.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128279305863380832005-10-02T19:51:00.000+01:002005-10-02T19:55:05.870+01:00Extreme shaving

Here.I know what you were thinking.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128274312966797332005-10-02T18:30:00.000+01:002005-10-02T18:31:52.973+01:00Boy, 11, banned from driving

An amusing article, over at BBC News, about a boy who was banned from driving for a year - aged 11... Hmmm... Started a thread on it here

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128179090857865612005-10-01T16:00:00.000+01:002005-10-01T16:19:26.676+01:00New Logo Perhaps?

Hmmm...

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128175658623373942005-10-01T15:05:00.000+01:002005-10-01T15:07:38.630+01:00Naked people spell your name

(not so careful at work)Here.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128122548600590052005-10-01T00:20:00.000+01:002005-10-01T00:37:02.793+01:00The one that started it all...

(careful at work)Presented via The Wayback Machine, this is the news article that inspired toilet roll internet.To think I could get a bigger penis if only I suffered the very same accident.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128122121816789582005-10-01T00:14:00.000+01:002005-10-01T00:16:18.600+01:00A rent in the space-time continuum

In short, toilet roll internet is a blog that documents amusing world wide interweb findings. It is not a supplement to the ever-popular Bench Society Digest magazine, and as such is not meant to be taken seriously.You know the drill.

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1127485111607772942005-09-23T15:16:00.000+01:002005-09-30T22:30:23.116+01:00FAQs

Q. Is toilet roll internet a revolutionary system created to enhance your experience of the World Wide Web?A. No.Q. When did it start?A. toilet roll internet was launched in April 2004 by British student tosser, Blake "::BigBlake::" Neale . It was relaunched as a blog in October 2005.Q. Who runs toilet roll internet?A. Blake Neale is the editor. Rob "Hob" McDougall is his trusty contributor

::BigBlake::noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15719484.post-1128115209200586362005-09-23T15:15:00.000+01:002005-10-01T15:39:31.586+01:00Contact

Please submit all links to bigblake@gmail.com with the subject line: TRIAll submissions are subject to editorial approval.Thanks in advance.

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