We've run out of toilet roll

I think it's fair to assume that this site is not going to be updated again. That's because it's dead. Dead as a can of spam. And it's all thanks to you.

SHAMELESS self-promotion...

Hob launches his first PodCast...

Sex with your iPod

(careful at work)

Apple? Reported by me? Never. No, this product was developed by Love Labs. And better still, you don't *need* an iPod to use it.

Buy yours here today.

Stapler porn

For those of us fortunate to know what staplers are, extreme stapler penetration (amongst other stapler sex acts) can be witnessed here.

Urgent announcement

Despite the content of the previous two posts, not all of us here at toilet roll internet like Apple systems.

Thought I'd best clear that one up.

Apple in shoe ad copying shocker!!

Details here... with examples!